I know. It’s rare that I put out new material. That’s why I wanted to surprise you with this one!
The beat was stolen from my good pals, Sweatshop Union. Their song, Makeshift Kingdom (which this instrumental belongs to), is absolutely perfect. It’s off their newest masterpiece, The Bill Murray EP…which you all should go and purchase RIGHT NOW!
I had to write something to the beat. It was too good to ignore. And here it is…
Run With The Creeps (Makeshift Kingdom) … Produced by: Pigeon Hole.
Hope you likey. The mp3 will be available for download tomorrow!
The blog has been officially LAUNCHED! Time to start making the album.
Run With The Creeps (Makeshift Kingdom) By Derek Christoff . Redrum Murder… The silent type Cold blooded Stone face with a smile inside Paintbrush bloodspill Canvas coated Helter Skelter Manson control me… Creepy crawly The geek in me’s bawling But the Beast in me screams ‘feed me’ Starving The geek pleas ‘Beast, leave me!’ No! You’ll forever be me Bleed me Jones… Hip-Hop Kill your idol Shotgun : Little sister William Idol Two thousand and eight I flicked the light on With two suitcases underneath my eyeballs Faux hawk: Bed head Yawning zombie Sip cyanide to waterslide an oxy Born again virgin Born again Christoff Born with a chemical imbalance in my thick skull… . I’m so cucumber cool In the prison yard gripping two number two’s Listening to new Sweatshop Union tunes Waiting for an inmate to ruin my mood . I’m Suge Knight in a bright red suit Lightly chewing on a lit Cuban No Menudo Who you trying to get crazy with, essay? I’m loco Kylie Minogue Slow dancing in a storm in a Maestro tux Rappers yelling that whiteboy sucks But whiteboy raps figure eights around Canuck rappers trying to imitate my sound Red nose. White face. Make up Clowns In a Volkswagen Jimmy corn cracking Jimmy skull bashing Sippin’ on a Wednesday No longer the timid kid in the tenth grade Now Jimmy’s in big boy clothes Jimmy’s on stage making kids scream ‘ho’ The voice of the voiceless Speak for the mute With a bible in my right, in a 3 piece suit NOW DRINK! .
This week is CHLY’s annual Spring Funddrive. If you haven’t already please donate. You can check out our website and pay through Paypal (its safe and secure! We also get the $$$ right away!) or by phone: 250 740 1017 or toll free at: 1 855 740 1017 you can also mail a check to:
The Radio Malaspina Society #2, 34 Victoria Cres. Nanaimo, BC V9R 5B8 Canada
We’re going to sweeten the pot. Donate on The Late Shift (tonight from 10pm - Midnight PST) and pay by 08 June 2011 and you’ll automatically get a free mix CD made by yours truly. Pledge $35 or more and pay by the 08th of June and you’ll be entered into our Rockin’ Soul prize pack. The prize pack includes the first mix CD, as well as 3 awesome soul comps generously donated by Fascinating Rhythm here in Nanaimo plus a mix CD made for the prize pack. Donate $40 or more on The Late Shift and we’ll also enter you into our grand prize draw. This prize pack includes: the previous two mix CDs, a copy of Raising Hell by Ronin Ro a biography on Run DMC, an as yet to be determined DVD, an EP of live performances on the show from the past few years and also an exclusive mid CD for this prize pack.
If you have a sweet tooth check out A Wee Cupcakery here in Nanaimo. Till Sat 07 May 2011 for every cupcake you purchase they’ll donate $1 to CHLY. Just to — heh heh — sweeten the pot I’ll also throw in an exclusive mix CD if you bring your till receipt down to CHLY and leave it for me with your name and contact information. Try out the CHLY Chocolate cupcake. It’s amazing. In fact, if you bring in your till receipt from Fascinating Rhythm we’ll do the same. That’s till 08 June though. Any after that won’t be accepted.